Eyes Wide Shut

Eyes Wide Shut ★★★★★

Folks, this right here is why I don’t get high with my girlfriend. I mean, my dude Tom C just trying to get a little baked with his girl but ends up having to sit though a whole performance about how she dreamt of leaving him to fuck a Navy dude?? I don’t think so, honey! Save that shit for when we’re drunk. I’m getting high, so we either watch fail videos or talk about Twitter beef. No navy man sex/abandoning our family talk. No way.

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