i don’t care that something good (you and your father’s mistress falling in love and entering a tumultuous relationship where you have lesbian sex on satin sheets surrounded by flowers) happened to you it should have happened to me instead!!!!!!!!
ethan hunt i am finally cured of homosexuality i am so prepared to be your long term long distance low commitment casual girlfriend 🙏 you don’t have to tell me anything, you keep your secrets 😉 you have to randomly go to dubai out of nowhere and can’t tell me why? none of my business! i will happily wait for you at home 😌 my total lack of knowledge and neverending trust in you makes me the perfect girlfriend for an agent such as yourself 🙏😍❤️