Favorite films

  • Inside Llewyn Davis
  • Synecdoche, New York
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Rocky

Recent activity

  • The Fabelmans


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever


  • The Phantom of the Opera


Recent reviews

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet


    do u know the chicken walk

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    Absolutely fucking bonkers. Can't believe it's real. Best theater experience of my life. Would be 5 stars going off of pure entertainment

    Notable parts:

    1. Couldn't hear anything axel was saying in that one scene cause I was busy laughing so hard I cried at that goofy ass shot

    2. Uh.. they're right behind me, aren't they

    3. There was something offensive about dwayne

Popular reviews

  • Two Distant Strangers

    Two Distant Strangers

    This is probably the most tasteless and tone deaf thing I've ever seen. I was done with this short when it turned into another commentary on police brutality, which isn't inherently bad, but has been done much better by great writers and directors, and it was apparent this was going to be some sort of trauma/torture porn based on how explicit the first encounter with the cop was. Then it turned into groundhog day. What a terrible concept. The tone…

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    Fantastic Mr. Fox


    What if he did cat in the hat