cinematic masterpiece
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Jurassic World Dominion 2022
more like locust world am i right
side note: i legit do not give a FUCK about clone girl and in this movie her storyline is even dumber. alan grant does absolutely nothing except try to wife up his ex, ellie does some shit i guess, and ian malcom absolutely carries THE FUCK out of the original trio. owen’s hands could stop world war 3, and i literally cant even remember what claire did.
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The Bob's Burgers Movie 2022
you know it’s a tv show movie when suddenly all the characters have ✨shading✨
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Jurassic World 2015
if chris pratt has 100 haters I’m one of them. if chris pratt has 10 haters, I’m one of them. if chris pratt has 1 hater, I am that hater. if chris pratt has 0 haters, then I’m dead. if the world is with chris pratt, I am against the world.
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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 2012
when carlisle lost his head i audibly gasped out loud because the AUDACITY and then jasper (the best cullen) died because of jane’s bitch ass… brb #sobbing
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales 2017
holy fuck the young johnny depp scene i actually want him to rail me
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005
just gave this a rewatch and yep, this movie is still good idgaf. johnny depp plays a socially awkward, deranged, child hating willy wonka? sign me tf up
😩💦also the soundtrack is fire
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022
3 things:
- knuckles is the best part of this movie
- i would die for tails
- stay for the post credit