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  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Dirty Girl
  • Crossroads
  • Thelma & Louise

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  • A Star Is Born

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  • Kingsman: The Secret Service

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  • Rye Lane

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  • The Little Mermaid

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  • Aladdin

    Aladdin

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    Jasmine KISSED that bitch Jafar to give Aladdin a few seconds of free time to steal the lamp back and he WASTED those seconds staring at them in disgust and didn’t get the lamp which means she had to kiss Jafar’s ugly ass for NO REASON I can’t believe she ever forgave Aladdin for that cause I haven’t.

  • Not Okay

    Not Okay

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie gave us a dylan o’brien sex scene but at WHAT COST

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  • Rye Lane

    Rye Lane

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    cute ass movie!!! their chemistry was adorable I love romcoms

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid

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    The runtime is genuinely ridiculous and this should have been way shorter. but despite being over bloated and a little ugly, it was pretty solid. really great chemistry between the leads and the music numbers were all great (minus one….)

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  • Where the Crawdads Sing

    Where the Crawdads Sing

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    This is a small and stupid detail but if she grew up completely isolated in the marsh away from society why does she have curtain bangs

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this movie: original IPs are dying 😩 big corporations are stealing ideas to turn them into mindless garbage or empty sequels 

    this movie 5 mins later: THE AVENGERS ARE HERE πŸ˜œπŸ‘ŠπŸ» YALL LIKE STAR WARS? CHECK OUT THESE FORTNITE DANCES πŸ˜‚πŸ•ΊπŸ»