Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw 2019

  ★★★ Watched 24 May 2023

  Was waiting for Kirby to swallow The Rock and steal his powers.

  Would love to see a Hobb’s Mom and Shawn’s Mom movie. 

  Fast and Furious, Ranked

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  Furious 7 2015

  ★★ Watched 23 May 2023 2

  Why does Vin Diesel low key look like bald Adam Sandler?

  Family Counter = At least 18 by now

Recent reviews

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  Gnomeo & Juliet 2011

  ★★½ Watched 28 May 2023

  Got a few chuckles out of me, but it's at least as annoying as it is funny.

  Movies on Shuffle #17

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  The 400 Blows 1959

  ★★★★½ Watched 28 May 2023

  why does every single french child look like they're having a midlife crisis

  Movies on Shuffle #16

Popular reviews

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  Harold and Maude 1971

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Apr 2020 9

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  The millisecond shot of the numbers on Maude’s arm is one of the greatest shots of all time.

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  Big Time Adolescence 2019

  ★★★ Watched 21 Mar 2020 8

  Machine Gun Kelley getting told to play Meghan Trainor will be one of the best lines of dialogue of the decade.

  2020, Ranked