Favorite films

  • MVP: Most Valuable Primate
  • MVP 2: Most Vertical Primate
  • MXP: Most Xtreme Primate
  • Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close

Recent activity

  • The Handmaiden

  • Theater Camp

  • Blue Beetle

  • Alien: Covenant

Recent reviews

  • Blue Beetle

    Blue Beetle

    obv has a lot to say about white co-opting of immigrant culture, spaces and identity, eventually infecting and dismembering their bodies as well.  
    the core father/son dynamic truly elevates the material along with the family element which makes the film feel much deeper than it might actually be.  that said, for a superhero entertainment to have references to and imagery of a caged Mexican family, at times blue beetle feels borderline revolutionary.  george lopez fully earns the AND.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    Let Ridley finish his trilogy, what do we have to lose here

Popular reviews

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza


    Almost too specific of an LA white male fantasy to the point that it felt a little alienating to me.  Great performances and loved the cinematography but the John Michael Higgins part(s) are embarrassing.

  • Ricochet


    Two sexually frustrated bisexual men engage in a sordid and incomprehensible duel of the minds