• Moon Knight

    Moon Knight

    ★★★½

    Fuck you Oscar Isaac for making me that horny and making me cry like that

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★★★½

    I wish the they cut off your fucking head from your spineless body.

    Explaining Bodies Bodies Bodies to someone is almost impossible and probably would sound like a person was joking or trolling but that's really in essence what this movie is - a mean, vulgar, violent, and stylish satire that trolls and edges its viewer til the very end. From the Charli XCX opening credits to an Azealia Banks' '212' dance/party sequence to Rachel Sennott's many monologues throughout the…

  • Prey

    Prey

    ★★★½

    Have been watching the predator movies since I was a wee child and I've gotta say I've never watched a predator movie and not had fun at the least - yes even The Predator is a blast. But with the newest installment in the series there's so much more than just the fun and cool practical effects you expect from these films. Prey is intensely brutal from start to finish in fact some sequences had the gore junkie in me…

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder

    ★★★

    2 stars for Christian Bale's Gorr the God Butcher, half a star for Natalie Portman and the other half for Chris Hemsworth naked. Besides that the movie wasn't good but I had fun I guess 🥰

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    ★★★½

    Me going "Good for her!" everytime Wanda did something...idk I see an unhinged psychotic woman covered in blood and I gotta support her

  • X

    X

    ★★★★

    Mia Goth, Jenna Ortega, and Brittany Snow you will ALWAYS be famous

  • Fresh

    Fresh

    ★★★½

    I experienced this too kinda tbh

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Everytime there's a movie with that "from the team that brought you *insert movie*" or "based on a true story" it is almost always one of the worst movies you'll ever see

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★★½

    This app is so annoying, insufferable, and overtaken by fake woke keyboard warriors now & that's why i dont use this as much as I once did. Film criticism isn't even fun when you indulge in it the way many of the reviews for this film did. You know film criticism is lost when someone thinks a film having a bigger budget makes it incapable of putting out a message or having meaning, like what?! That's like saying Us (2019) was…

  • We Need to Do Something

    We Need to Do Something

    ★★★½

    All the reviews saying this sucked but I thought it was brilliant and actually one of the most refreshing horror films in recent years. Gave me what everyone said The Night House would give me and then some. Great acting, nightmarish imagery, brutal violence, and an interesting although at times sloppy script. Not the best horror movie ever but definitely not bad like what the reviews say, I loved it!

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

    All Too Well: The Short Film

    Jake Gyllenhaal is #1 on my hit list

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★★½

    Anya Taylor Joy is the second coming of Jesus Christ