Hank Bauer

Hank - 24 - Male Chōjin

Demon's are awesome, and underrated. Only in movies though.

Rating System:
★★★★★ - good
★★★ - sure
½ - ouch

Favorite films

  • Trainspotting
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Fist of the North Star

Recent activity

  • Frantic


  • What's Love Got to Do with It


  • All About


  • All About Lily Chou-Chou


Pinned reviews

  • Golden Boy

    Golden Boy


    The horniest man alive gets shit DONE.

  • Trainspotting



    “No guys or girls, just wankers”

    I’ve been meaning to review Trainspotting for several years now, only putting it off because.. well… how can I formulate everything I think is great about this film in one review? I watched it every night for a straight month back in 2019 and I’ve dissected every bit, grain and frame this film has to offer. This shall be my attempt at covering my favorite film of all time.

    Mark Renton, aside from the…

Recent reviews

  • Frantic



    Has some good moments, and overall the final act is pretty damn solid, but was just a bit too slow to start for me. Wasn’t expecting a thriller called Frantic to take almost 45 minutes to really get sprinting at all (and even then it’s more like a cougar jog until the last act), but I do think it hurts the overall film. Honestly, I was bored until they started jumping on rooftops and shit, which isn’t for a good hour and 20. Good soundtrack I guess? Ford and Seigner were solid as well. Strong 5!

  • What's Love Got to Do with It

    What's Love Got to Do with It


    “I believe anything’s possible…”

    HOLY SHIT I did NOT know Tina Turner had it this bad! Seriously fuck Ike Turner, literally one of the shittiest humans to exist.

    Apparently both Ike and Tina have said this biopic gets a lot of things wrong (Tina doesn’t like how much of a victim it makes her out to be, Ike straight up says it’s all fiction) but what’s here is truly heartbreaking and emotional. Bassett and Fishburne are both PHENOMENAL here, both…

Popular reviews

  • Life After Pi

    Life After Pi


    Just fuckin' pay these people you demons

  • Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs

    Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs

    Nick Mullen from the CT podcast said it best about this one: It's unfortunate how great the animation is here