Hank - 23 - Male Chōjin
Demon's are awesome, and underrated. Only in movies though.
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★★★★★ - good
★★★ - sure
½ - ouch
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Nirvana: Unplugged In New York 1993
“Fuck you guys, this is the last song”
As a Seattleite who literally works at a record store, you’d think it’d be more blasphemous to have the opinion that Nirvana is just okay, but surprisingly about half of the people I talk to around here also have this opinion. Hell, I’ve had coworkers who were alive during Nirvana’s prime who think this; one who even said he went to a show of their’s and it sucked!
That being said, everyone…
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Fist of the North Star 1986
"It's too late. Your body will disappear from this world in 10 seconds"
Fist of the North Star has slowly become one of my favorite intellectual properties over the last few months after revisiting it recently. Every day that passes, I think about the deep themes of hope in a desolate wasteland, and the struggles that Kenshiro had to face.
Kenshiro is hands down one of my favorite characters of all time. Not only is he incredibly honorable, but he's…
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Stealing Harvard 2002
Very disappointing, especially with how solid this cast should be. Instead you get a very limp Jason Lee performance and an inconsistent one from Tom Green. Farina and Jenkins give a good effort, but aren’t in the film nearly enough. I enjoyed Bruce McCulloch’s minor cameo, too brief to do much though.
Bruce as a director though? Yeesh, This is ROUGH. Some good bits, but not enough and VERY few and in between. A handful even reminded me of Kids…
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JFK 1991
“God, I am ashamed to be an American today…”
Not sure how to review a film like this; one where it’s mostly just discussions and dialogues from characters. Many count this as a crux against the film and I find that to be a childish complaint. There’s plenty of on screen genius here between dialogues that I rarely ever got bored with the film. If me, Hank Bauer, was engaged for most of the run of a 3 1/2 hour…
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Good Burger 1997
“Look man, about this contract... I think we’re done being partners
Why? Is it cause I’m black?”I’ve seen this film like 20 times, and I don’t think I’ve ever had a bad time watching this movie. It just fucks, man. Perfect for breaks at work too!
