Favorite films

  • Apocalypse Now
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • maɬni—towards the ocean, towards the shore
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

Recent activity

  • Family Enforcer


  • Cold Water


  • Enter the Void


  • The Menu


Recent reviews

  • Family Enforcer

    Family Enforcer


    Sometime today, my mind wandered back to this movie, and how much of a shame it was that Ralph De Vito made nothing else beyond this. Somewhere along the lines of Mean Streets, yet firmly its own thing in its grungier depiction of organized crime's bottom rung. Very funny as well.

  • Cold Water

    Cold Water


    Defeating film. It doesn't pack much of a serious punch until the end, when it all slows down and becomes as emotionally lost as its characters.

Popular reviews

  • Self-Portrait



    The movie's lost, but fortunately, there's an album cover out there with John Lennon's dick out. So, if you stare at that for 42 minutes, it's essentially the same thing as watching this film.

    Which is what I did.

    So, having had 42 minutes to digest Lennon's penis, here are my thoughts:

    First off, it seems to be in that relaxed stage between flaccid and erect; it doesn't hang limply from his crotch, but rather stands firm and angled (about…

  • I Am a Sex Addict

    I Am a Sex Addict


    It's utterly hypnotizing listening to this guy's outright bonkers thought-process.