• The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ed and loraine warren were the wolves, we are all sheep following the rest of the herd

  • Skyfall

    Skyfall

    ★★★

    yea this one is basically british mission impossible, which isn’t bad, it just isn’t tom cruise

  • My Father's Glory

    My Father's Glory

    ★★★

    I need the Moonrise Kingdom-ish  homoerotic sequel where it shows marcel run off with lili and become gay french hermits of the hills

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    rami malek is god awful if it were any other actor or any other villian archetype this would be 4 stars

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★

    The witch of the wastes can get it any day of the week oml

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    the worst fucking garbage ive ever seen like i thinks its worse than thor 2 who the fuck let the person who made nomadland make a marvel movie

  • Dune

    Dune

    Everything technical abt this was amazing but i havent read a word of the book so i was somewhat lost but nonetheless worthwhile.

  • Squid Game

    Squid Game

    ★★★★

    Never have I seen movie/tv show that embodies “We live in a society” more.

    I also wish It wasn’t as geared for tweens, which is pretty contradictory since the screenplay sounds like it’s written for 12 year olds but it’s graphic as shit so like ????

    Still pretty good tho, the marble episode is probably one of the most disheartening things I’ve ever seen so there’s that.

  • Shaun of the Dead

    Shaun of the Dead

    ★★★

    isnt the level that Return of the living dead is but still a great zombie parody. The fact that Simon Pegg doesn’t have an oscar nomination is daunting.

    Sorry Philip!

  • Free Guy

    Free Guy

    tonight bouta be a video game bro🗿

  • The Guilty

    The Guilty

    ★★★

    yet another gimmicky thriller but nonetheless pretty engaging and the parallels drawn between Emily and joe were interesting. Jake is such a dad too😵‍💫

  • Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings

    ★★★

    There are so many marvel products now that they’re starting to badly blend together  and I’ll forget everything abt this in like 6 months but the fights scenes were slightly better than the average marvel fights and the dad was a DAD.