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  • Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees

    Wax, or The Discovery of Television Among the Bees

    FINALLY got around to watching this. Sorry for being so late.

    Man, okay. So right off the bat, this is the quintessential CGI film. It seems like computer animation was made for this. I can't imagine how long it took to make so many crazy renders like those in 1991, but David Blair really showcased how much of a tech nerd he is. Good for him, because what he turned this into is a window into a parallel pixel paradise…

  • Flaming Ears

    Flaming Ears

    How to create this movie:

    -Take a weimar era film (preferably between 1919 and 1922)
    -Piss and sweat on top of it
    -Throw a moldy towel on top of it
    -Throw a used sponge on top of the towel
    -Spit on the sponge
    -Put it all into a box
    -Leave it in the dark for 3 weeks
    -Come out as lesbian
    -Move into a student union and have an Elaine lookalike gf
    -Buy a gimp outfit
    -Make a carboard man
    -Forget you left the movie in the box
    -Uncover it after 5 months

    You should have Flaming Ears (1992) now