killer on the phone: what’s ur fave scary movie 

me: oh god……uhhhh……yeah………..i def have one…….hold on! wait….no…….haha…how embarrassing……this basically happens to me all the time haha…….like…anytime somebody asks me my favorite poem…..i forget every poem i’ve ever read…..haha…………………oh wait! it’s the wailing……………..wait no………it’s not that……………………………………………..uh❓❓❓❓❓❓…..favorite………scary…….movie.  yeah…………hm

killer: *starts killing me out of impatience 

me: honestly fair