Sam Niles

3.5-Very good
3-Pretty good/decent
2.5-Eh with bright spots

Favorite films

  • Tenet
  • Gravity
  • The Thin Red Line
  • No Time to Die

Recent activity

  • The Swan


  • Gravity


  • Bottoms


  • Asteroid City


Recent reviews

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City


    Have to sit on this but I can see it climbing up to a 4.5 or, dare I say, a 5.

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One


    Enjoyed this well enough when I saw it in theaters. Hadn’t seen it in 3D. Sometime last year, I wanted to watch it in 3D, so I tried downloading a sizable 3D file. Thai file took a while to download. Like, a month. After that month, I put the movie on my 3D TV.

    After getting 10 minutes in, I stopped the movie, took the file I spent a month downloading, and deleted it.

Popular reviews

  • What Is a Woman?

    What Is a Woman?

    I don’t have to give this passion project from a grifting millionaire who profits off of demonizing queer people a chance. 

    Really, I don’t.

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    Saw Doctor Strange 2 in IMAX 3D. Guy behind me made comments at the end of each trailer, each being cynical and jocular.

    Avatar 2 trailer ends.

    That guy:

    "I'll be damned. I'll be fuckin damned."