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  • Fantasia
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Toy Story 2
  • Star Wars

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  • Futurama: Bender's Game

    ★★★½

  • Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs

    ★★★½

  • Smiley

  • Futurama: Bender's Big Score

    ★★★★

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  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    ★★

    There’s something to be said that a family film this batshit could not be made in today’s Hollywood. Not just because this was the result of a weird lawsuit between Mike Myers and producer Brian Grazer over an unmade adaptation of Myers’ SNL character Dieter, but that a film of this scale and budget could make so many bizarre creative choices. Why is the film set in a 1950s retro world with modern technology? Why is the humor so dirty,…

  • Soul

    Soul

    ★★★★★

    What a way to end the year on.

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  • The Ballad of Big Al

    The Ballad of Big Al

    I can't believe Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) ripped off this iconic masterpiece's salt flats scene

  • Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

    Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Episode IVa: "May The Ferb Be With You". On the Desert planet of Tatooine lived two happy young moisture farmers...
    Uh, uh, can -- can -- excuse me, can you do it faster?
    What? What? Faster?
    Yeah, and funnier, if possible.
    Oh, faster? Okay. Um...all right, uh... (inhales)

    (In a goofy voice) Episode IVa: "May The Ferb Be With You". On the Desert planet of Tatooine...
    Uhm uh, yeah, yeah, no, no.
    (normal voice) What? What?
    Forget the funnier.
    Yeah,…