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  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As Cassandra Brand runs to destroy the most valuable and famous painting in history for revenge against the man who killed her twin sister, this must've played in her head:
    🎵Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shiiiiiiiit🎵

  • Tangled Ever After

    Tangled Ever After

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    (Spoilers for the series here)

    It is so damn weird watching this after binging the (excellent) Tangled: The Series/Rapunzel’s Tangled Adventure. Obviously the people who made this otherwise cute short couldn’t know what would be done after it, but because the series took place before this, all I can think is questions like “Where’s Cassandra? Where’s Varian? Where’s Lance? Where’s Eugene’s real father?”

    There’s also how both Rapunzel and Eugene went through far more in the series than they ever…

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  • The Ballad of Big Al

    The Ballad of Big Al

    I can't believe Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) ripped off this iconic masterpiece's salt flats scene

  • Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

    Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Episode IVa: "May The Ferb Be With You". On the Desert planet of Tatooine lived two happy young moisture farmers...
    Uh, uh, can -- can -- excuse me, can you do it faster?
    What? What? Faster?
    Yeah, and funnier, if possible.
    Oh, faster? Okay. Um...all right, uh... (inhales)

    (In a goofy voice) Episode IVa: "May The Ferb Be With You". On the Desert planet of Tatooine...
    Uhm uh, yeah, yeah, no, no.
    (normal voice) What? What?
    Forget the funnier.
    Yeah,…