Favorite films

  • Aftersun
  • You Won't Be Alone
  • Great Freedom
  • TÁR

Recent activity

  • Ghost Stories


  • Elvis

  • Backcountry


  • Junji Ito Maniac: Japanese Tales of the Macabre


Recent reviews

  • Ghost Stories

    Ghost Stories


    'Run, she's a ghost AND a bitch!'

    Everyone involved in the making of the English dub is going straight to hell, and I cannot wait to join them all there. Amen. (Faith moves mountains.)

  • Elvis


    Frankly unethical for a film this long to short-change you so ruthlessly on the narrative. Far too hyper and surface and redundant for me to ever really Get Into It (Uh-huh.)*

    Stray Notes
    *Doja Cat and Kacey Musgraves needle drops were pretty dope— soundtrack nowhere near as jarring as I expected.

    'He's H-White!' — Kodi Smit-McPhee

    Just wanted to educate people on the beauty that is a stage show called The Elvis Dead. (Evil Dead 2 scored to Elvis.) No…

Popular reviews

  • Thin Watermelon

    Thin Watermelon


    Pushes the boundaries of experimental cinema, but leaves us longing for more... Or less... Can it be thinner? The question will haunt my very existence.

  • Love, Death & Robots: Snow in the Desert

    Love, Death & Robots: Snow in the Desert

    Some dudes grim wet dream. Manic pixie dream secret agent fucks albino daddy because, I shit you not, he told her that his wife killed herself because she loved him too much to grow old.

    There's a stunning shot of Snow walking in front of the sun, but there is zero—and I mean zero—spatial awareness and a lot of cool video game dude dialogue. Nah.

    Edit: of course it's the same team from the 'Aquila Rift' episode. Of course.