I Care a Lot

I Care a Lot ★★★★½

American Psycho,Joker,Uncut Gems: *exist*
men: *praise the movie without bitching about the fact the protagonist was unsympathetic and claiming it's somehow detrimental to the film or pointing out various plot contrivances that allowed the protagonist to get far*
I Care a Lot: *exi....
men: FUCK THAT WOMAN! FUCK HER! I WAS ROOTING FOR PETER DINKLAGE EVEN THOUGH HE IS A RUSSIAN MOBSTER BECAUSE HE CARED ABOUT HIS MOMMY!!! TERRIBLE MOVIE, THE PROTAGONIST WAS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO ROOT FOR!!!! WHY DID SHE SURVIVE THOSE SITUATIONS IF IT WAS TOM CRUISE IT WOULD BE SUPER BELIEVABLE BUT SHE IS A WOMAN SO THIS IS STUPID!!! AND SHE WAS ONLY A LESBIAN TO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE THAT WOMEN DON'T NEED MEN!!!! TOO MUCH GIRL POWER IS MAKING MY ALREADY MICRO PENIS SHRINK!!!!!

It does sting more because she is a woman.

I see you, you fuckers.

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