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  • True Stories
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2024 First-Time Watch Bangers

11 films

Not quite all-timers but movies that surprised and delighted me after seeing them for the first time in 2024.

  • Max
  • The Heroic Trio
  • The Iron Claw
  • Being John Malkovich
  • Batman: Mask of the Phantasm

2024 First-Time Watch All-Timers

7 films

The best and most delightful movies I watched for the first time in 2024.

  • Drive
  • Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem
  • Nightbreed
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • Perfect Blue

My Favorite Movies Of All Time, Roughly-But-Not-Really Ranked

118 films

Roughly sorted and ranked according to a website that let me pick them until it put them in order, with…

  • The City of the Dead
  • House on Haunted Hill
  • The Last Man on Earth
  • Night of the Living Dead
  • Dementia 13

Our Disc Shelves

447 films

Movies, shows, and whatever-else we have physical disc copies of. Versions in the notes.

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • Special Duty Combat Unit Shinesman
  • Sonic the Hedgehog: The Movie
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

Our VHS Vault

53 films

Movies, shows, and other things (when available) that we own on VHS. Versions in the notes.

  • Titane
  • American Graffiti
  • One Cut of the Dead
  • The Matrix
  • Bottoms

2023 Top 50 First-Time Watches, Ranked

50 films

Using a sorter I combined my First Time Watch All-Timers & Bangers lists and kept choosing until the computer told me…

  • M3GAN
  • The Duke
  • Thirst
  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
  • Dark City

2023 First-Time Watch Bangers

65 films

Not quite all-timers, but movies that delighted and enraptured me as I saw them for the first time in 2023.

  • Speed Racer
  • Mean Girls
  • Serpico
  • Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
  • The Banshees of Inisherin

2023 First-Time Watch All-Timers

36 films

Movies seen for the first time in 2023 that stuck with me and are fantastic through and through. New personal…

  • American Movie
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover
  • Barton Fink
  • May
  • Paprika

Movies I Want In The Criterion Collection

47 films

And I assure you I am not joking about any one of them. Movies I just think would be interesting…

  • Re-Animator
  • Bride of Re-Animator
  • Nightbreed
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
  • Freaky

Queer Horror

49 films

Movies that have queer themes or ideas to chew on, interesting subtext, queer characters, or are just fun to look…

  • Perfect Blue
  • Get Out
  • Mandy
  • Evil Dead II
  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil

Horror Movie All-Timers

85 films

My favorite horror movies that have that special little spark. Maybe they aren't all five stars in terms of objective…

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch
  • Us
  • Stay Tuned
  • Dawn of the Dead
  • Hellbender

Movies I've seen but want to rewatch before logging

38 films

Just some films I've watched but need a fresh eye on, just like it says. Some of these are ones…