John Carpenter

John Carpenter Patron

Like many of you, I watch a lot of movies. Most of them have #blood and offensive things in them.

Favorite films

  • Halloween
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Oldboy
  • The Descent

Recent activity

  • Godzilla Minus One


  • Toy Story


  • Sing Street


  • Dumb Money


Recent reviews

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends


    Coming soon:

    Halloween Ends II
    Halloween Ends III: Season of the Witch
    Halloween Ends 4: The Return of Corey Cunningham
    Halloween Ends 5: The Revenge of Corey Cunningham
    Halloween Ends: The Curse of Corey Cunningham
    Halloween Ends H60: 60 Years Later
    Halloween Ends: Resurrection
    Fred Durst's Halloween Ends
    Fred Durst's Halloween Ends II

  • Hard Eight

    Hard Eight


    On a scale from 1 -10, Hard Eight lives up to it's title.

Popular reviews

  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

    Halloween III: Season of the Witch


    I know this movie has a bad reputation, but it needs another look by those who have snubbed this Myers-less entry. Scream Factory presents us with a fine widescreen transfer and great sound to give people a fairly inexpensive purchase for October 31st. Erase Michael Myers for your memory for 98 minutes. See the movie as a scary Halloween story and not as “that one Halloween that doesn’t count.”

  • Annihilation



    If I ever find a huge butthole inside of a lighthouse, I promise to not climb inside.