Logan

Lifelong student of pop culture with a deep and abiding love of action cinema.

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • Die Hard
  • Hot Rod
  • Fargo

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★½

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★

  • Jojo Rabbit

    ★½

  • 1917

    ★★★

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  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★½

    I'm going to need to sit with it. It felt so completely sterile compared to what i was expecting, so I may need to see it again just to rate it more accurately. Absolutely gorgeous picture, though. I feel more positively about it than anything, but I'm still having trouble articulating what I liked about it. Maybe in a month I'll revisit it.

  • Sonic the Hedgehog

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    ★★

    Two stars was the most this movie was ever going to get from me, but it was honestly pretty good for what it was: a kids movie. I'll still go see a potential sequel if only to watch Kiryu get five seconds of screentime on the SEGA title card.

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  • Cats

    Cats

    ½

    This movie cost 95 million dollars to make.

  • The Predator

    The Predator

    ½

    Absolutely fucking godawful, and I love Shane Black and the Predator movies. Aside from a shockingly bad subplot about autism, it really doesn't have anything to offer besides some insanely gory kills that don't really play. I can't stress enough that this is maybe one of the worst movies I have personally ever seen.

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