Favorite films

  • Touch of Evil
  • Boyhood
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • The Tree of Life

Recent activity

  • Princess Mononoke


  • Dune


  • The Martian


  • They Cloned Tyrone


Recent reviews

  • Oppenheimer



    Christopher Nolan’s magnum opus. One of the most exhaustive and fascinating biopics ever made.

  • Barbie



    The End of Barbangelion

Popular reviews

  • Gone Girl

    Gone Girl


    Whenever I think about getting back together with my ex, I watch this film. Works like a charm every time.

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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