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  • Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★★★

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★

  • Athlete A

    ★★★★

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  • Jolt

    Jolt

    ★★★

    Are you still on the phone to that cuntcicle?

    Is it in Kate Beckinsale's contract to look absolutely effing flawless every moment she's on screen? Because she looks absolutely effing flawless every moment she is on screen. It's distracting.

    This is a bit crap, silly and SO dumb but I kinda liked it. Turning your brain off is a requirement but it's fun!

  • Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★★★

    Am I in heaven or am I in hell?

    I think the heat is frying my brain. This candy coloured fever dream is all I've ever needed. If I was stuck on a desert island with one dvd I'd take this and watch it over and over.
    I know they're parodies but I love Barb and Star and their friendship. I love that they're introduced with Shania playing (is she coming back? Can we get her songs in all the…

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  • Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    Barb and Star Go to Vista Del Mar

    ★★★★★

    During the seagulls song I've come to realise that is not Jamie Dornan doing pirouettes and whatnot. HOWEVER he does rip his shirt off even though its not a tearaway. I'm not even mad.
    I have watched this too much and gotten far too close to the screen.

    Okay, I think I'm ready to admit I have a problem...

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★

    It's a rainy day so introduced the 6 month old to star wars. Coincidentally she has the attention span which fits this movie. She saw BB8, babbled a bit in what I can only assume was droid language, smiled at Oscar Isaac then put her feet in her mouth.
    So... I ended up watching the rest of my own. Probably for the best.

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