Favorite films

  • Morvern Callar
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Lost in Translation
  • Being John Malkovich

Recent activity

  • The Broken Hearts Gallery


  • Uncharted

  • Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar


  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


Pinned reviews

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    I'm here tonight to present the award everyone's been waiting for: best movie.
    This award holds a special place in my heart because I know it'll be awarded to 'Brad Pitt on a Train'. Ahem sorry, Bullet Train.
    I know, I know that sounds cocky, but I don't give a damn. I'm guaranteeing that Bullet Train will win best movie next year. Does not matter what else is coming out. New Marvel Movie... no Brad Pitt in that! Oppenheimer... where…

  • The Gray Man

    The Gray Man


    I can confidently confirm this is excellent fodder for fans of Ryan Gosling and those who enjoy his idiosyncratic louche appeal.
    After a somewhat lengthy hiatus (undoubtedly spent with his family) I can't say I'm not happy to see him back in action.
    Everything else happening in this... Netflix movie... Is fine. I've already forgotten it.

Recent reviews

  • The Broken Hearts Gallery

    The Broken Hearts Gallery


    I'm actually a complete sucker for romcoms and this was blissfully easy to watch.
    I may also relate too much to the main character's hording tendencies.

  • Uncharted


    This was an exercise in self-flagellation because, I can't believe I'm admitting this but... I DON'T LIKE TOM HOLLAND.
    Hollywood keep forcing this dude down my throat and I can't stomach it anymore.
    I know exactly why they cast him, in anticipation of potential sequels, but dude is too youthful to play Nathan Drake. That's why everyone is 10 years younger than their video game counterparts and it feels off. It's a cynical money-grubbing motive and I don't like it.…

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