I’d buy that for a dollar!
ROBOCOP
Paul Verhoeven’s masterpiece
What can I say about this masterpiece of filmmaking that hasn’t been said before?
See, you don’t expect a movie called “RoboCop” to be particularly good. At most you expect it to be an outdated old action flick that time has treated like shit. And that certainly might’ve been the case if any other director helmed it. But, Paul Verhoeven’s style and vision mixes in so well with RoboCop that…
I’d let Salma Hayek do the same to me
The first half is as entertaining as watching shit dry in the sun
The latter half though.. Now we’re talking
Filled to the brim with boobs, Gore, Vampires, WereRat AND Tom Savini playing a character called “Sex Machine” who fires bullets out of some sort of machine on his cock area.
Had it not been for the rather mediocre first half, the, to say the least dated CGI transformations and Quentin Tarantino being annoying I could see this being like a solid 9/10
Wait what the fuck? This fella tore his meniscus and was already up and walking the next day? When I tore my meniscus I couldn’t walk for another 2 whole weeks. Of course my pre existing disability might’ve played a role in my slow recovery but damn fucker got luckier than Suki Waterhouse
“We use to call him funny names. Iron Butt, boner. Once I even called him asshole”
Scriptwriting at its finest
This is my seventh rewatch of RoboCop in less than a year. Crazy how a movie that I only watched for the first time last year had such a profound impact on me as a person.
This is the greatest fucking piece of media ever made
I wish I could inject it into my bloodstream
