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  • Joker
  • American Psycho
  • Shutter Island
  • Bones and All

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  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    ★★★★★

  • Infinity Pool

    ★★★

  • Missing

    ★★★½

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    so no bread?

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★

    was wiping my tears away and then i immediately started levitating when i heard the weeknd’s voice during the end credits

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  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

    ★★★★★

    what better way to spend my night than watching the best romcom ever made!!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 the bathroom scene honestly changed the trajectory of my life

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★

    to the two other people who were in the theater with me….. sorry but we’re trauma bonded for life now. mia goth i'm so scared of you actually

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  • Entergalactic

    Entergalactic

    ★★★★

    if kid cudi has 5,000,000 fans i’m 1 of them
    if kid cudi has 500,000 fans i’m 1 of them
    if kid cudi has 5000 fans i’m 1 of them
    if kid cudi has 500 fans i’m 1 of them
    if kid cudi has 1 fan that’s me
    if kid cudi has 0 fans that means i died

  • Teen Wolf: The Movie

    Teen Wolf: The Movie

    ★½

    not me gaslighting myself into thinking that dylan o’brien was gonna pull an andrew garfield and show up anyways… but he did in fact not show up at all and now i’m mad