• Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    ★★★★★

    The people who hate this film and are dunking on the upcoming one are boring old farts. Furiosa forever. Can't wait to see a new story and more cool cars in this world next year.

  • Johnny Mnemonic

    Johnny Mnemonic

    ★★★★

    B&W version is transcendental. The VR cyberspace sequences manage to be both gorgeously expansive and deeply, DEEPLY stupid. When J-Bone and everyone in Heaven kept hyping up Jones, I was expecting them to be like a woman or a child, and I've never been so glad to have been made wrong in the funniest way possible.

  • Godzilla Minus One

    Godzilla Minus One

    ★★★★★

    A Godzilla movie made me cry. Missed being absolutely terrified of the big guy.

  • Godzilla vs. Hedorah

    Godzilla vs. Hedorah

    ★★★½

    Must a movie be good? Is it not enough to watch a 200 foot tall kaiju fly by tucking his tail between his legs and blasting his atomic breath?

  • Klaus

    Klaus

    ★★★★★

    I have a cold and it's been a rough day, just let me have this

  • Pickup on South Street

    Pickup on South Street

    ★★★½

    A good, tight thriller that packs a lot into 80 minutes. Thelma Fuller is one of those character actors where their performance is so great that after they leave the film it gets boring

  • Unicorn Wars

    Unicorn Wars

    ★★★½

    War is hell. Adorable, fluffy hell. In awe that this was animated entirely in Blender??

  • Wish

    Wish

    ★★★

    Not the worst thing Disney has ever made but far from their best tbh. The idea was definitely better than the execution though. Some parts work amazing (DeBose and Pine's performances, pretty much everything with Star even if it does sometimes feel like he exists solely for merch), but some not as much (the 2D aesthetic ends up making the picture feel flatter at points, it falls into the musical trap of "every single song needs to be the Huge…

  • The Fast and the Furious

    The Fast and the Furious

    ★★★★

    Oh my god. I take back every bad thing I've said about this series. I get it now.

  • Garfield's Thanksgiving

    Garfield's Thanksgiving

    ★★½

    Just watch the Garfield Minus Garfield edit, it's infinitely better

  • Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving

    ★★★★

    Okay but after posting two consecutive pictures of dead bodies that guy would've been banned and reported for sure, right?

    GOD THIS WAS SO FUN! Felt like a throwback to the Scream knockoff whodunit slashers of the early 2000s. Eli Roth goes full Eli Roth and does not hold back on the brutal kills. Give me more of this bloody nonsense over psychological elevated horror any day.

  • No Hard Feelings

    No Hard Feelings

    ★★★½

    super fun. so glad ladies are getting their own "protagonist continually making the worst decision possible" comedy