Favorite films

  • The Iron Giant
  • Hot Fuzz
  • The Lego Movie
  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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  • Nope

    ★★★★½

  • Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★★

  • The Crow

    ★★★★½

  • The Funhouse

    ★★★½

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  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    [I get ready to write "Jean Jacket ate and left no crumbs" as a single sniper dot appears on my forehead]

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★★

    I might have cried while singing along to "This Must Be the Place" this time. I don't know what that says about me as a person. Probably that I have severe depression.

    "Thank you! Does anyone have any questions?"

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  • Thrilling Bloody Sword

    Thrilling Bloody Sword

    ★★★★★

    Thank you so much to Videodrome and Plaza Theatre for letting me experience this insanity with a full crowd. This might have been one of the best theater experiences I've ever had. The fact that it was a 35mm print with the literal translations full of grammatical spelling errors ("I wish you beth the best of luck") baked in just made the experience even better. Visible wires everywhere. The bad guy looked like a Taiwanese Fabio. Our hero stabs his magic sword straight up a guy's ass and the whole theater erupted in applause. Somehow, Thrilling Bloody Sword feels good in a place like this

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★★

    I BELIEVE IN SPIDER PUNK SUPREMACY

    Movies can look like this???