Favorite films

  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Harakiri
  • Memories of Murder
  • RoboCop

Recent activity

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy


  • Hard Boiled


  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors


  • Mortal Kombat


Recent reviews

  • Gravity



    Splendid direction and visuals wasted on schmaltz and heart string tugging on par with newer Robert Zemeckis films. What an enormous disappointment. You can hardly mess up the casting or script as hard as Gravity does. I'd love to just appreciate this film for the visuals, but I have to trudge through the barbed wire that is the cringe inducing dialogue and melodramatic soundtrack to do so. Can't recommend this one, sorry folks.

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me


    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me manages to be inaccessible to anyone who hasn't seen Twin Peaks, unsatisfying to anyone who has seen Twin Peaks, and not functional as a stand alone Lynch film. It's sort of a chopped up mess that seems to be missing important scenes, introducing concepts and characters without any follow up or explanation. Donna's actress being replaced is also extremely irritating considering she's essentially the most important supporting character in the film. Even side characters…

Popular reviews

  • Return of the Jedi

    Return of the Jedi


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    It's been a while since I've reviewed a film on here, but my thoughts on Return of the Jedi made me come back, I have to share my disappointment. I recently rewatched this film after viewing its two predecessors. I guess my general lack of love for Return for the Jedi is such a huge issue for me because of my love for Empire Strikes Back. I should probably make the disclaimer that Jedi isn't a bad film more than…

  • Grizzly Man

    Grizzly Man


    A documentary about a man who is shunned by two worlds; who becomes so enthralled by the domain of grizzly bears, that he loses his love for the human realm, and is tragically destroyed by the species he became paranoid protecting. My first Herzog film, and the final film that Tetramoose planned to introduce me to. I viewed this film without his company, but that will probably be only occurring whenever I got to a cinema to view a new…