Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith 2005

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Sep 2023 10

  Y'know, maybe one day I should write a multi-page analysis on why this film is a masterpiece and the peak of the sci-fi genre because one of the defining masters of it was given the ability to tell the layered and complex story he'd always wanted to tell, and also to write about how the high ground scene is the most emotionally charged scene of the entire saga (and one of the most emotionally charged in all of cinema) due…

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  Christine 1983

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Sep 2023 5

  I got to see this in theaters today with my grandfather, uncle, and cousin!!! Great movie, here's a few takeaways:

  - This feels like a great date movie for some reason. I don't know, but a tragic romance with some nice horror seems like a great date movie

  - Harry Dean Stanton showing up was my No Way Home

  - I have come to the decision that John Carpenter is one of my five favorite directors and is easily the…

Popular reviews

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  Scarface 1983

  ★★★★★ Added 20

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  Transformers: Age of Extinction 2014

  ½ Watched 18 Mar 2022 42

  I could go over everything wrong with this film, but I have a better idea. Let’s play a game: when should Michael Bay have said “this is a bad idea and I should not make this movie” during the making of this… thing:

  A: when Shia LeBeouf didn’t sign on

  B: when Mark Wahlberg in the middle of a battle pops open a Bud Light and drinks it after showing like a minute of Bud Light bottles

  C: when the…