Grooveman

"I like tits and ass. Mostly tits."- Paul Verhoeven

Keeping it real since 1983.

Favorite films

  • The Guest
  • MacGruber
  • In the Mouth of Madness
  • Safe

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  • The Mother

    ★★

  • Decision to Leave

    ★★★½

  • Mortal Kombat

    ★★★★

  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods

    ★★★

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  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★½

    My 3rd favorite cannibal film behind Trouble Every Day and Raw.

  • You Won't Be Alone

    You Won't Be Alone

    ★★★★

    Goes full “Malick’s version of The VVitch” mode and even if it drags a bit at times, I’m a fan.

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  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    ★★★★★

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  • Zoolander

    Zoolander

    ★★★★½

    "Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."