"I like tits and ass. Mostly tits."- Paul Verhoeven

Keeping it real since 1983.

Favorite films

  • The Guest
  • MacGruber
  • In the Mouth of Madness
  • Safe

Recent activity

  • The Mother


  • Decision to Leave


  • Mortal Kombat


  • Shazam! Fury of the Gods


Recent reviews

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All


    My 3rd favorite cannibal film behind Trouble Every Day and Raw.

  • You Won't Be Alone

    You Won't Be Alone


    Goes full “Malick’s version of The VVitch” mode and even if it drags a bit at times, I’m a fan.

Popular reviews

  • Inland Empire

    Inland Empire



  • Zoolander



    "Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."