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  • Nobody



    I’d have called this the auditer or audit as he’s only a nobody for like 1.5 minutes, the other 88.5 minutes he is seriously fucking auditing!

  • SpaceCamp



    So so 80s family fun that I’m surprised I’ve never seen before, it’s currently on YouTube. 

    Lea Thompson will forever be my 80s crush! 

    It has to be said though, that Joaquin Phoenix is annoying as fuck in this.

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  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
    No Mars
    No Ricther
    No Benny
    No Kuato
    No one liners
    I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!

  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin


    My second 5 star review for a release of 2014.

    Scarlett is shit hot and just plain hot as the alien who gets rids the streets of the toothless glasgow twats that she meets.

    So cool to see my city up on the big screen and so weird to also see a hollywood a-lister hanging about some total glasgow dives!

    When Scarlett came across a crowd of Celtic fans I was hoping she would mow them down, if so this woulda got 6 stars. (just a wee old firm joke there, no offence intended).