Favorite films

  • Cop Land
  • Heat
  • Withnail & I
  • The Warriors

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  • Jackie Brown


  • Willow


  • Bullet Train


Recent reviews

  • Bullet Train

    Bullet Train


    Painfully unfunny, too long, smug, nonsensical and messy but kinda entertaining even though if it is totally pure shite!

  • Prey



    It’s faint praise to say this is the best Predator sequel but it is true.

    It takes a while to get going but when it does it keeps you hooked! 

    Loses some credit for having very bad cgi for most of the animals and for the Predator itself.

Popular reviews

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    Souless remake that ignores all the great things from the original:-
    No Mars
    No Ricther
    No Benny
    No Kuato
    No one liners
    I heard that Kate Beckinsale steals the movie, she doesn't, she's as generic as everything else in this, and to waste Bryan Cranston is a sin!

  • Peter Pan

    Peter Pan


    My fave bit is when Mr Smee shaves a birds arse.