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  • The Fly

    The Fly

    guess what i think this is about. go ahead

  • Dune

    Dune

    So Dune is here, and Dune is big, and Dune is one half of Dune, and I think the real interesting thing about Dune is that we all knew what Dune would be before we even saw the first trailer. The movie was fixed in place and we were orbiting around it, Dune, running linearly through curved geometry.

    Dune is a slab of a movie, to be sure, and the criticism I see coming around the bend is that it's…

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  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ½

    edit: i’ve contemplated deleting this review both because it annoys me to continually get notifications for it and because i’m pretty uncomfortable with how my most popular writing is always excoriations like this. i stand by most everything i said here but i don’t know if any of it is interesting or necessary enough to merit the kind of attention it’s getting, and i want to remain true to the reason i got on this website in the first place:…

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7

    ½

    did you know that abbie hoffman was an anarchist? because i don't think aaron sorkin does. throughout the over two hours of this movie never once is a word like "anarchist" ever uttered, or "marxist" or "socialist" or "communist" for that matter. when abbie hoffman takes the witness stand he declares that the institutions of the united states are good, but have been corrupted by those who do not wish to have justice seen. any anarchist or indeed anyone with…