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Sword Art Online the Movie -Progressive- Scherzo of Deep Night 2022
SAO is forever my guilty pleasure series
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The Mist 2007
"As a species we're fundamentally insane. [...] Why do you think we invented politics and religion?"
The Mist has gotta be the bleakest, most distressing creature feature I've seen in recent memory...& oughta pair smashingly on the backend of a double-feature w/ almost any M. Night Shyamalan film.
Why isn't this movie more popular??? The story & dialogue are written so well, the acting is decent+, it's hyper-violent, & has multiple monsters, which guarantees you'll be freaked out by at least one…
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Babe: Pig in the City 1998
It may not have its thematic and allegorical weight, but George Miller's Pig In The City is every bit as charming and entertaining as the original... Criminally under-appreciated film...
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Babe 1995
je PLEURE
genre vraiment le meilleur film
babe le plus beau et méritant
tout est trop kiki je vais mourir
le fermier, ce king, qui lui a donné sa chance et la support de fou (drop the mixtape pls)
et puis jsuis dsl la voix vf de babe est trop chou
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You People 2023
A lot of what I was scared it was gonna be, tbh. Almost worth a three, but there’s so many narrative choices that I disagree with and so many characters that really just don’t do anything at all, like Nia Long. I think the stuff with Amira and Shelly isn’t as developed or nuanced as the film could’ve made it so, the payoff didn’t hit as hard. And I can’t say I was invested in the dynamic either. I feel…
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Bullet Proof 2022
Here is another shoddy and inferior one man operation film,with this
extremely lame-o actioner coming courtesy of (first-time)director/lead star/co-stunt coordinator/co-producer James Clayton(RESIDUE,CANDILAND[2016]) as he portrays the one dimensional tough guy anti-hero who finds himself up against a heavily cliched crime lord([the film's co-producer] Vinnie Jones[X-MEN:THE LAST STAND,ESCAPE PLAN,THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN{2016}]) and his cartel henchmen when he discovers that Jones' pregnant runaway spouse(Lina Lecompte[MONSTER HIGH:THE MOVIE]) is hiding in his trunk.Stalely written(that is chock full of endless seen-before cliches),blandly helmed,and…
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Piranha 1978
has unfairly earned a reputation as cheap schlock in the wake of Jaws yet, while it’s fair to cite that Roger Corman undoubtedly capitalized on Spielberg’s runaway success, despite some humorous flourishes (like any moment Paul Bartel is on screen) it is one of the more potent eco horror films of the 70s, using a similar paranoia of the water yet in Dante’s film it’s not the fish that are ultimately the villain, it’s people; last act is still an all timer
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The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse 2022
Thought it was exaggerated but its true, the whole movie is a series of Facebook quotes.
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A Troll in Central Park 1994
The story is about a friendly troll befriends two children in Central Park. This movie is really stupid and by the way flowers and trees do grow in central park because the main villain sends are hero to a place with nothing can grow.
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Knock at the Cabin 2023
Without question, the worst movie going experience of my life.
Some context. We’re in the middle of a heatwave and even at 9pm in south east Queensland it was 30 degrees Celsius, 70% plus humidity and no breeze to speak of.
No aircon in the car because my fuel light was on and I couldn’t run the car. Idiots in front of us who park backwards and watch film out of the back of their car kept randomly turning their…
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