greenpanda111

greenpanda111

An engineer with too much time on his hands.

Favorite films

  • Perfect Days
  • Apocalypse Now
  • Raise the Red Lantern
  • The Goonies

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  • Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring

    ★★

  • Perfect Days

    ★★★★★

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

  • Restaurant Dogs

    ★★★½

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  • Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring

    Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... and Spring

    ★★

    I'm not a massive fan of watching a woman fall in love with a bloke after he sexually assaults her - seems a tad unrealistic. Interesting that the director is a rapist however.

    This would have gotten a higher review if the martial arts montage was longer.

  • Reservoir Dogs

    Reservoir Dogs

    ★★★★½

    Watched this while eating my Aldi porridge in bed. Bought a big bag of oats for like 90p, miles better than that Quaker shit that only has like 5 packets in for a tenner. All tastes the same at the end of the day. I stole some of Bryn's golden syrup to add to it too. About ten minutes in I wished I'd added more syrup but I was far too cozy wrapped up under the sheets to bother.

    Film was alright though.

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  • ReGOREgitated Sacrifice

    ReGOREgitated Sacrifice

    Can shamefully say that I have endured my 3rd Lucifer Valentine film now.

    They clearly spent a decent bit more money on this film - The practical effects and production are significantly better than the first film. The plot isn't quite as fleshed out as the first, with it focusing on several different experiences of people compared to just Angela in the first film.

    At the end of the day, it's just a bunch of abused women chucking up and playing around in blood again. This isn't cinema, it's just a vile man's fetish. Lucifer Valentine should have his societal privileges revoked.

  • Exhibit A

    Exhibit A

    ★★★½

    This is one of the few "found footage" films I've watched but the format works perfectly in this instance. The cast give incredibly believable performances that really bring the film to life - the addition of the Yorkshire police statement in the opening is a nice touch. Bradley Cole in the final act is truly disturbing and the build up of tension throughout really adds to this. My only comeuppance is that there's not too much to understand about the film; it's quite a shallow plot with little to pick out after viewing. Very enjoyable film nonetheless.

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