This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness 2022
HOT GIRL SHIT!!!!!!
loved the penultimate fight as well as the horror elements, though it was otherwise not as grandiose as i expected as a successor to no way home. just sayin tho, there is still time to adapt the house of m storyline from the comics...............
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The Northman 2022
very beautifully shot, though i couldnt stop thinking about how i would have preferred to have been watching hamlet instead.
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey 2012
goin thru it rn so i just had to rewatch this and then only the legolas scenes from the other two movies
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Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore 2022
fuck j.k. rowling. do what i did and buy a ticket for everything, everywhere, all at once and then sneak into this auditorium so you can see hot jude law dumbledore without giving her money.
anyways i should sue for emotional damages since they played "leaving hogwarts" without warning me.
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Fighting with My Family 2019
i may not be at all interested in professional wrestling, but i am VERY interested in florence pugh with black hair 🥺🥺🥺
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2 2022
so many problems wouldve been fixed if sonic just went fast.
the beginning was kinda dull but the wedding scene and afterwards were delightful.
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
the amount of costumes and sets they had to put together for universes that were seen for less than a second......wow.
i would love to go through the verse-hopping scenes frame by frame once this is available to rent on youtube.
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X 2022
disclaimer: i'm ace. i knew what this was about going into it, but since i'm always down for a good horror movie, when i saw that this film had good reviews on here (and when i missed the beginning of the screening of everything, everywhere, all at once i intended on going to bc class ran long), i figured i would give it a shot anyway. even knowing the premise, there was still a lot more sex stuff than i…