Favorite films

  • The Lighthouse
  • Prisoners
  • Ratatouille
  • There Will Be Blood

Recent activity

  • The Little Mermaid


  • Barbie


  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny


  • West Side Story


Recent reviews

  • The Little Mermaid

    The Little Mermaid


    Still the best of the Disney live-action remakes, but oh boy this was a film made by AI or a committee, not an artist with any kind of vision whatsoever. Halle Bailey’s great tho.

  • Barbie



    They made Gravik from Secret Invasion (2023) a Ken in this movie, so that retroactively makes him enough as a villain in that show.

Popular reviews

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Yeah actually, I am excited, which is weird because I don’t really get excited about things. I kind of expect disappointment, so that I’ll never actually be disappointed. It’s just, I don’t know it just kind of feels different this time for some reason.” 

    Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) is big stupid dumb movie that is filled with cringe humor half the time, contrivances, broken multiverse nonsense, and absolute absurdity sprinkled throughout. And I fucking love it.

    Like they’ve been…

  • Kung Fu Panda 2

    Kung Fu Panda 2


    “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you *choose* to be.”

    Dude, I don’t even care. Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) is a masterpiece. This is one of the best sequels of all time. It’s an emotional tour de force. The characterization for Po in this movie is astoundingly great. What a thematically rich film. It really shows how talented the writers…