Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★★ Rewatched 21 Sep 2023

  Still the best of the Disney live-action remakes, but oh boy this was a film made by AI or a committee, not an artist with any kind of vision whatsoever. Halle Bailey’s great tho.

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 Sep 2023

  They made Gravik from Secret Invasion (2023) a Ken in this movie, so that retroactively makes him enough as a villain in that show.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2021 16

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  “Yeah actually, I am excited, which is weird because I don’t really get excited about things. I kind of expect disappointment, so that I’ll never actually be disappointed. It’s just, I don’t know it just kind of feels different this time for some reason.” 

  Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) is big stupid dumb movie that is filled with cringe humor half the time, contrivances, broken multiverse nonsense, and absolute absurdity sprinkled throughout. And I fucking love it.

  Like they’ve been…

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  Kung Fu Panda 2 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Jun 2021 4

  “Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you *choose* to be.”

  Dude, I don’t even care. Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) is a masterpiece. This is one of the best sequels of all time. It’s an emotional tour de force. The characterization for Po in this movie is astoundingly great. What a thematically rich film. It really shows how talented the writers…