Grm Jns has written 21 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    This movie doesn’t work. But that doesn’t mean it’s bad.

  • Reminiscence



    There’s zero economic realism here for a movie set in a flooded Miami with stark class divisions. And too much sloppy dualism between lived materiality and virtual mental projections—this singularity stuff should be a tired ontological fallacy by now. The noir dialogue feels like the creator’s never seen a noir (no sexiness, no cool, no bite). Otherwise, I loved it.

    We need more flooded-future noir and less people in decompression tanks experiencing virtual worlds. The way this generation of sci-fi grifters plays on this disembodied metaverse simulation nonsense furthers the Zuckerberg Musk agenda

  • The Conjuring

    The Conjuring


    diminishing returns on the jump scares

  • Paris, Texas

    Paris, Texas


    forfeiting fame on film twitter by not liking this

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    Thematic trainwreck

  • The Trial of the Chicago 7

    The Trial of the Chicago 7


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Wait. What? Easily one of the least satisfying endings I’ve ever experienced. More over since learning the ending is not historically accurate. I was like “Did Tom really read all 5k names or just a few hundred and how long did that take him?” But it didn’t even happen like that. 

    Thematically, this movie seemed to want to make me very angry (and I certainly felt that) but I’m not sure which direction to direct that anger. But the movie…

  • World War Z

    World War Z


    Bad but who cares. 
    Brad, this is also the movie I’d do after Tree of Life and Moneyball

  • Tootsie



    Not for me. Not for this moment.
    And the ending is wack

  • Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

    Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara


    Unfortunately, this movie wasn’t dope as hell

  • Bombshell


    demonstrates how much better "once upon a time in hollywood" could've been if margot robbie was given more to do

  • The Firm

    The Firm


    Incredible cast. Dumb ending.

  • Watchmen



    this movie is a failure in the same way the last season of game of thrones is a failure.

    i don't love this movie. but i'm not above it.

    it leans on music too much.

    it's such an overstuffed mess. it's almost exciting.

    inconsistencies with the book that drove me insane: ozymandias isn't as easily recognizable as the bad guy in the graphic novel and making him so clearly a bad guy from the get-go makes the entire story less…