Gottifan

I put random shit down. There is no logic, system or anything, beyond my own enjoyment of a movie at any given time. Aggressively unfunny.

Favorite films

  • Cats
  • Phantom of the Paradise
  • Mac and Me
  • Licence to Kill

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  • Pixies

  • Baby Geniuses

    ½

  • Fly Me to the Moon

    ½

  • The Emoji Movie

    ½

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  • Pixies

    Pixies

    Not the worst thing that the a Canadian has done to a native population, but shit, Joe is a real asshole to those little pixies. The pixies mostly deserve it though.

    One of the YouTube comments on the video said that watching this movie on Ambien is “a truly game changing experience.”, so maybe there could be something to this.

  • Baby Geniuses

    Baby Geniuses

    ½

    This film and how miserable it was to watch is why I refuse to even risk A Christmas Story. It’s just not worth the danger.

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  • Underdog

    Underdog

    ★½

    Could Underdog have stopped 9/11?

  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ½

    Progressive neoliberal teenagers love this shit. More interested and invested people have ranted more eloquently about the deep perversion of this musical. All I can add to the conversation, is that it shouldn’t shock anyone that accessible rap music designed for people who are scared of Childish Gambino and J. Cole, would be an endless circlejerk among reporters and middle class teenagers that love musical theatre. 

    Listen to literally anything by Kendrick Lamar and come back and tell me how important and politically conscious this fucking bourgeois shit is so I can lol.