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  • Jennifer's Body
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • Planet Terror
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  • Dashcam

    Dashcam

    Did we really need two movies from 2021 called Dashcam? This one doesn't even have a dashcam in it. They could have just called it Band Car.

    This should have been a short in one of the V/H/S anthologies. There isn't much of a story here, just a series of set pieces stitched together with shaky cam. It tries very hard to push your boundaries with blood, guts, poop, and a truly obnoxious lead character. It works in a few places but overall feels like it's trying too hard.

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  • Hounds of Love

    Hounds of Love

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    Very disturbing and difficult to watch. Sort of a study in domestic violence and abusive, controlling relationships. It's filmed beautifully, the acting is great and it's well-paced. In fact, it feels almost too real at times and makes you feel dirty for watching it.

    This isn't the kind of film you watch to enjoy and I doubt it's one I'll ever rewatch, but I'm sure Hounds of Love will stick with me for some time.

    Recommendation: Rent it.
    Be sure to follow it up with some cute cat videos.

  • The Deep House

    The Deep House

    The premise is great. The execution...not so much. This had potential but it feels like a discount version of Ghost Ship. So much could have been done with this but it falls into lazy, found-footage cliches. The worst part is that we're stuck with two very annoying characters for the entire runtime. Their douchey influencer talk grated on my nerves.

    Recommendation: Just watch Ghost Ship instead. It's also cheesy but at least that one is fun.