Favorite films

  • Labyrinth
  • The Dark Crystal
  • Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky
  • Godzilla

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  • Possession


  • Everything Everywhere All at Once


  • The Fabelmans


  • Polite Society


Pinned reviews

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI


    Scream VI finally embraces the 'franchise' road trip and leaves the familiar Woodsboro for the Big Apple. I appreciated the fresh setting and the big city shenanigans (set during Halloween!) which lead to some fun stabby set pieces but so much of it felt too familiar and a bit burnt out, especially in the final act.

    I did enjoy this slightly more than the first legacyquel, mainly due to being on board with the self-proclaimed "core four" after spending some…

  • Cocaine Bear

    Cocaine Bear


    Cocaine Bear is an absolute rush! A movie that knows its bizarro premise is perfect for unadulterated over-the-top fun.

    It may be based on an actual incident where a bear ingested lethal amounts of cocaine but that's where any basis of reality ends and where the insanity of a bear sniffing coke off severed legs starts.

    Elizabeth Banks seems adept at horror-comedy, giving us fans of the genre exactly the right amount of laughs-to-gore ratio with an upbeat 80s synth…

Recent reviews

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans


    As per usual Speilberg and his regulars make even the most mundane shit look stunning and leave me wishing everyone still shot on film.

    I could take or leave this one, it was nice easy viewing but didn't have much in the way of drama or lead anywhere that made me excited or exclaim "This is Cinema!" as Speilberg movies often do.

    Academy Award goes to David Lynch

  • Polite Society

    Polite Society


    Polite Society wears its influences on its sleeve, feeling like an Edgar Wright version of Bend It Like Beckham that goes off the rails (in a fun way) in the third act. Great cast and some solid laughs but I didn't enjoy it as much as my kids did.

    Academy Award goes to whole chicken snacks.

Popular reviews

  • The McPherson Tape

    The McPherson Tape


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This scared the shit out of me when I was 7 years old, now it just seems painfully slow. What family stumbles upon an alien space ship, runs home in a panic then decides to play cards?!? Then they realise the aliens are outside their house so they decide to play cards?!?!?! Then they notice the alien they killed and put in their bedroom is missing SO THEY GO AND FUCKING PLAY CARDS?!?!?!?!?

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat


    An Outworld man who sucks souls to make his way in life wants to come live in cool old Earthrealm. He sends his best minions; a chill guy; a girl with a great smile and a four-armed muscle boy to go and sort out Earth's greatest warriors including; a MMA fighter who is good at being beat up; an armless man and and guy that wears a hat.

    I understand the motives of the Outworlders as Outworld sucks hard, it…