• Dawn of the Dead

    Dawn of the Dead


    Classic and terrible, gotta love it

  • Rye Lane

    Rye Lane


    Real good

  • Waves



    Not a fan of the two movies in one approach, especially when they feel completely disconnected and neither feels fully flushed out. End of the second half is just about her boyfriend finding peace with his formerly-abusive-now-cancer-ridden dad? I don’t know, felt like melodrama porn more than anything. All the performances are fantastic, but they felt like the only thing holding it together besides Frank Ocean.

    Soundtrack is sick, obviously

  • Dune



    zendaya in imax????

    sound design is cool too i guess

  • Casino Royale

    Casino Royale


    Ol’ Mads should’ve just put that $15 million into a slot machine

  • Total Recall

    Total Recall


    goes so hard

  • Neighbors



    Top 5 fight sequences of all time

  • Sometimes I Think About Dying

    Sometimes I Think About Dying


    Decent, good amount felt terribly paced, left with a lot of questions

  • Uncut Gems

    Uncut Gems


    fuck this makes me want to go to the casino

  • Oldboy



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    40 dudes get hammered in a hallway

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw


    Didn’t expect a movie with buff Zac Efron in the 80’s to rip my fucking heart out

  • My house walk-through

    My house walk-through


    $4500 a month, utilities excluded, extra $450 per month for assigned parking