Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • The Batman
  • Meshes of the Afternoon
  • Apocalypse Now

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  • Speed

    ★★★★½

  • Constantine

    ★★★½

  • Braveheart

    ★★★½

  • Batman

    ★★★

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  • Speed

    Speed

    ★★★★½

    I relate to Sandra Bullock's character so much because i too would 1000% be trying to flirt with Keanu Reeves the whole time even in the most threatening life or death situation

  • Constantine

    Constantine

    ★★★½

    Me pretending to be possessed so Keanu Reeves will burst into my room to exorcise me:

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  • Persona

    Persona

    ★★★★★

    Bro this happens to me and my sisters every time we're left home alone for more than 2 hours

  • Ichi the Killer

    Ichi the Killer

    ★★★

    Why name a movie after Ichi the incel when sexy blond Kakihara was RIGHT THERE dude they even put him in every fucking poster smfh