The Skeleton Twins is the worst movie I have ever seen
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
*watches the set piece where a lady premeditatedly lubricates the floor with sunscreen so she can slide her fat husband's body off a boat a few scenes later* "When all is said and done, Christopher Nolan is a master of cinematic spectacle"
Sam Wainwright, the character who is constantly going “hee-haw!”, is far more despicable than bitter old Mr. Potter. Every “hee-haw!” makes my blood boil. I hate him so much. My family watches this movie as an annual holiday tradition, and he has ruined every Christmas we’ve ever had. An absolutely revolting character.