an ordinary man in extraordinary circumstances. gotta hand it to ridley, he knows how to craft an epic. what made kingdom of heaven appealing was first and foremost, the powerful visuals, the director's cut roadshow version is the only way to go, my god, it looks breathtaking. and as for the politics involved, you couldn't ask for a better screenplay. revisiting an era full of questionable violence, looking at it closely with the lens of today and humanity's current issues:…
jesus christ: why lesbians?
johnny golgotha: they're deviants, no one will miss them.
jesus christ: there's nothing deviant about love.
a chris messina look-alike plays the urban messiah. plenty of coreographed bloody punches and stakes. santos joins the fight for lesbian rights against the vampire threat. and yes lesbians live!!! lighthearted fun in a vhs aesthetic package with an overall beautiful message, that's what i meant when i said using satan as a character is unoriginal and tired, jesus is a goddamn blast!!!
i can't sleep so i'm gonna try to review what i think is probably the best cinematic event of this century. what can i say about sharp objects that hasn't been said before? what can i write about sharp objects that hasn't been written before?
i read the novel after learning about the gone girl fuzz, and to this day remains one of the best decisions i've ever made, it's my favorite book. the miniseries only deepened my love and…