From the anthem triggering memories from a time before I could really form them to the sight of Superman standing up and punching a heat ray (yes) with each blow emphasized by the brass section, I think this could be my definitive, genuine article version of Superman.
"Hey, so they okayed a sequel to Highlander. Big problem, though; we sorta definitively ended the story the first time."
"Shit. Uhhh, we can fix this...I got it; they were aliens the whole time"
This was my go-to "worst movie of all time" for a while, but as age takes me over and I began to enjoy things like camp and kitsch more than pure competency, I've come to find this to be a total hoot.
They literally named the…