• Renfield

    Renfield

    ★★★½

    awkwafina jumpscare

  • Saw X

    Saw X

    john kramer really is like a family member to me at this point i watched the trailer for this earlier and was like this is so cool grandpa i love you

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    amber is the color of your kenergy

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★★★

    if the bassist looks like this you are going to die in that fucking pit

  • House of Wax

    House of Wax

    ★★★★½

    god forbid a man has hobbies

  • Arachnophobia

    Arachnophobia

    ★★★½

    for about 18 years i’ve been convinced that this movie was a fever dream

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★★★

    peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches peaches

  • The Lost Boys

    The Lost Boys

    ★★★★

    corey feldman called my friend devil spawn once

  • Near Dark

    Near Dark

    ★★★

    need me a bitch like severen

  • The Munsters

    The Munsters

    ★★★½

    robert zombie keep making movies like this challenge

  • Saw III

    Saw III

    ★★★

    i'm sorry i know people died but that ending was top tier fucking comedy

  • Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    Spiral: From the Book of Saw

    ★★★½

    i just know this is the riddler's favorite movie