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Constantly watching the absolute worst movies available. Only cowards unfollow.

Favorite films

  • Rapture
  • Aftersun
  • The Kid Detective
  • La vita oscena

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  • Class

    ★★

  • Taurus

    ½

  • A Trip to Infinity

    ★★★

  • One Way

    ½

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  • Turkey Shoot

    Turkey Shoot

    ★★★★½

    Hunger Games could never. 

    Come for the class war, stay for the werewolf in a top hat? 

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  • Class

    Class

    ★★

    As with a lot of “getting laid as a conquest“ movies from the 80s, its more than a little homosexual in undertone. Its like Rob Lowe’s only fantasy in life is to ensure that Andrew Mccarthy gets to cum- and when he finally does, while pretending to be much older, its with a woman who is eerily similar in personality to Rob Lowe ( the twist is that its Rob Lowe’s mom). 
    I kid you not, at one point rob tells…

  • Taurus

    Taurus

    ½

    Im contractually obligated to watch every single movie about the self indulgent, self destructive creative-type - despite how terrible. And most of them are. Because- especially in this case- this genre isn’t easy to do without coming off as a narc or a wannabe. 
    Its the latter for MGK for sure. He can say its a cautionary tale as much as he wants but the truth is that he wanted to “look cool” on screen and appear to be some…

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  • The Notebook

    The Notebook

    ★★★

    I once asked a Lyft driver what he thought the saddest movie ever was, and he said the Notebook. 
    I asked him what he thought the second saddest movie ever was, and he said “Fast and Furious 7.”

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    ★½

    OOF