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Turkey Shoot 1982
Hunger Games could never.
Come for the class war, stay for the werewolf in a top hat?
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Class 1983
As with a lot of “getting laid as a conquest“ movies from the 80s, its more than a little homosexual in undertone. Its like Rob Lowe’s only fantasy in life is to ensure that Andrew Mccarthy gets to cum- and when he finally does, while pretending to be much older, its with a woman who is eerily similar in personality to Rob Lowe ( the twist is that its Rob Lowe’s mom).
I kid you not, at one point rob tells… -
Taurus 2022
Im contractually obligated to watch every single movie about the self indulgent, self destructive creative-type - despite how terrible. And most of them are. Because- especially in this case- this genre isn’t easy to do without coming off as a narc or a wannabe.
Its the latter for MGK for sure. He can say its a cautionary tale as much as he wants but the truth is that he wanted to “look cool” on screen and appear to be some…
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The Notebook 2004
I once asked a Lyft driver what he thought the saddest movie ever was, and he said the Notebook.
I asked him what he thought the second saddest movie ever was, and he said “Fast and Furious 7.” -
