Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Nightmare Before Christmas 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Oct 2023 1

  sally is so real for poisoning doctor finklestein but personally i would have smashed his head in with a hammer

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  Saw 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Aug 2021 4

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  there’s no way that jigsaw laid there and pretended to be dead for hours without ripping ass

Recent reviews

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  What Lies Below 2020

  ★★ Watched 24 Nov 2023

  you cowards! *shakes fists* show us sexy eel man’s final form. give the audience what they want

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  Society 1989

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Nov 2023

  ”how do you like your tea? cream, sugar, or do you want me to pee in it?”

Popular reviews

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  Fear Street: 1666 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Jul 2021 11

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i thought solomon was bae but turns out he wasn’t even fam :/

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  Saw VI 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 01 Sep 2021 13

  absolutely no one:
  john kramer: piranha 😌