Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  No One Will Save You 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 26 Sep 2023 15

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  no one will save you is so fucking funny because this bitch seriously got abducted by aliens, they took one look in her head and went never mind and spit her back out.

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  Totally Killer 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Oct 2023 9

  quinn bailey would probably hate tiffany clark, let’s be real.

Recent reviews

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Nov 2023 4

  new hunger games is like, what if eminem turned into a fascist because astrology crystal girl didn’t like him back.

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  Brothers 2009

  ★★★ Watched 26 Nov 2023 1

  spider-man, padmé and donnie darko?

Popular reviews

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  The Nun II 2023

  ★★★ Watched 12 Sep 2023 5

  the nun 2 really had rue’s little sister from euphoria fighting demons.

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  Scream 7

  Watched 21 Nov 2023 11

  so melissa barrera was fired from the scream franchise for supporting palestine, but noah schnapp gets to stay on stranger things? get the fuck out of my face.