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Favorite films

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • Scarface
  • Whiplash

Recent activity

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes


  • Brothers


  • The Social Network


  • Thanksgiving


Pinned reviews

  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    no one will save you is so fucking funny because this bitch seriously got abducted by aliens, they took one look in her head and went never mind and spit her back out.

  • Totally Killer

    Totally Killer


    quinn bailey would probably hate tiffany clark, let’s be real.

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The Nun II

    The Nun II


    the nun 2 really had rue’s little sister from euphoria fighting demons.

  • Scream 7

    Scream 7

    so melissa barrera was fired from the scream franchise for supporting palestine, but noah schnapp gets to stay on stranger things? get the fuck out of my face.