• Escape from New York

    Escape from New York


    thanks to this audio commentary with carpenter and russell i learned that russell's stunt double is named DICK WARLOCK.

  • New Year's Eve

    New Year's Eve

    I can't believe this movie makes Love Actually look good.

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci


    Basically like watching a long Wikipedia entry.

  • Girl, Interrupted

    Girl, Interrupted

    definitely one of the funniest movies to make fun of.

  • White Man's Burden

    White Man's Burden

    wild anyone thought this was a good idea!!

  • Dune



    Does it seem like way more people talk at the movies since theaters re-opened?

    Portland used to be very good about this. In the last few years it became hit or miss, but still mostly okay.

    I haven't been to a single movie since June where I wasn't stuck by somebody jabbering the whole time.

  • Midsommar



    Ari Aster: How do I make sure the audience knows this side character is a total asshole?
    A) Cast Will Poulter
    B) Constantly references banging hot Swedish woman
    C) Vapes
    D) All of the above


  • Watership Down

    Watership Down


    i was on acid when i watched this. DID NOT FINISH!

    hayley told me it was really brutal and traumatizing cause she watched it when she was 3 years old cause it was rated PG for some reason!

    but i only got to a few of the bad parts cause the rest of the movie was really slow and dull. shoulda just fast forwarded to the slaughter but we watched nic cage in GHOST RIDER instead.

    i didnt like that one either but i did laugh a lot at cage drinking candies from a martini glass.

  • From Beyond

    From Beyond


    listen up, dick for brains

  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel


    looks like i wasn't the only one playing 50 hours a week of Crusader Kings 3 during lockdown

  • Lifeforce


    tried to watch with tobe hooper commentary.

    the dude interviewing hooper sucks!! asks long rambling leading questions that mostly elicit short answers from hooper or when it seems like hooper is about to start telling a longer story the dude interrupts him to say some other dumb shit.

    also spends a lot of time creeping on the female lead.

    some of the worst nerd shit of all time.

  • Eyes of Laura Mars

    Eyes of Laura Mars


    saw the twist coming right away!

    nothing happens for 80 of this movies 104 minutes!!