Colette Arrand

An enigmatic warrior who marches to the beat of her own drum.

Favorite films

  • Beauty and the Beast
  • Desperate Living
  • Total Recall
  • Mikey and Nicky

Recent activity

  • The Blob


  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery


  • The Illusionist


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


Pinned reviews

  • Hellraiser



    Not sure what this says about me, but I thought this would be hornier.

Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever


    There isn’t a single interior space in this film that makes sense. There are walls, like, everywhere, but also everything is curved. The beds are in the center of the room and the couches stare off into the void. SEVERAL Gothamites have murals in their apartment. Painted murals. And there are about a million curtains. Curtains everywhere. This is called erotica.

  • Blue Velvet

    Blue Velvet


    Guy who has only seen Super Mario Brothers, watching his second Dennis Hopper movie: Getting a lot of King Koopa vibes from Frank Booth.